-- FAQ --
Frequently Asked Questions



Let me explain a few things first.  This game is for fun.  I do not promote the use or selling
of drugs in any way.  This game is mean't to be fun and a brief diversion from life.  I don't
hate anyone, unless you give me reason to.  That being said, if you think drugs are "cool" and are offended by people who disagree with you then do not read this FAQ.  I want you to enjoy my 
game (if thats possible!) first and foremost.  However, I am not an icon for you to legitimize yourself.  If you want someone to tell you that using drugs is cool, then look elsewhere.  If you want to know my honest opinion then feel free to read ahead.


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DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU FALL INTO ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES:

A)  You think taking and/or dealing drugs in real life is "fucking cool man".

B)  You are offended by profanity.  Don't play the game either!

C)  You are seeking cultural legitimacy for your own drug habits.



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Questions:

1.  Why can't you kill the cops, you could in Drug/Dope Wars!

2.  Do you use drugs?

3.  Don't you think your a little hypocritical?

4.  Why are you so damn preachy?

5.  What in the hell is this "drug culture?"


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1.  Why can't you kill the cops?  You could in Drug Wars!

    A:  Short answer, because you don't need to.  It would have been a pointless mechanism
	in the game.  Also, and I am not trashing on Mr. Dell or Mr. Lee here, I personally
	think that is just a little morally bankrupt.  For the most part, these are the
 	the people who keep our streets safe.  Yeah, yeah, cops can go bad but they are people
	just like everyone else.  Not to mention that you play a drug dealer in the game. 
	What in the hell gives them the moral legitimacy to shoot a cop?  I have never seen a 
	drug dealer save a life!


2.  Do you use drugs?
	
    A:  Thats none of your business.  Why do you care?


3.  Don't you think your a little hypocritical?

    A:  Do you ask because you are offended that I don't support your way of life?
	This is a freaking game.  Its satire, tasteless humor, and something I did for fun.
	However, never get the impression that I support any kind of drug culture.  It wastes
	life and you only have one to live.  If you are one of those people that want to legitimize
	your drug selling/using then my game can't change you.  If you are some kid that
	is impressionable enough to think that this game endorses that, or even makes it cool,
	then you are dead wrong.  Flat out.  Drugs aren't cool, if you want to be cool, work your
	ass off and be a fireman, police officer, or doctor.  Cool chicks want a guy with a job,
	integrity, and self respect.  Drugs won't bring you any of that.  If you disagree then
	don't play my game, hate me, slander my name across forums all over the internet.  I don't
	give a shit.  If you think I am so hypocritical ask yourself, "Why do I care?"  "Is it 	
	because I want someone to tell me my habits are cool?"  Think about it.

	Now, if you are a parent and think I am hypocritical then GOOD FOR YOU!!!  At least you
	are concerned enough about your kids to judge what is good/bad for them.  I respectfully
	disagree, but I applaud you giving a damn enough to hate me.  Friedrich Nietzche wrote, 
	"The entirety of mankind's existence should be to make his children better than himself."
	I agree entirely.  So make your children better without this game.


4.  Why are you so preachy?

    A:  I wrote a drug satire game, people are bound to ask me my opinion.  I am just putting it 		down here to avoid a million emails or misunderstandings.  If you don't like it then don't 		read this file!  Go play the game already.  Don't take me so damn seriously!


5.  What in the hell is this "drug culture?"

    A:  *I* define drug culture (poorly) as:
	A culture who promotes the use of drugs as, attractive, fun, productive, or an essential
	experience to be any of the above.  Even non drug users have a tendency to go around talking
	about "this one time I was soooo fucked up" in a positive and even (sadly) condescending
	manner.  We are on a sliding plane to a culture that believes if you have never done drugs
	than you were sheltered or non risque.  I have even heard people claim that they
	would never date anyone who has never tried drugs before!  WTF!  This drug culture we are
	building around ourselves insists that even non drug users should promote it as *cool*.  	
	I disagree, people who have the courage and conviction to save lives 
	(doctors, firemen, policemen, etc.) are cool.  Drug users are just that, drug users.  If you
	want to say that using drugs is an essential life experience, then what you are really 
	saying is that you lack the courage to do something that *is* actually cool.  MAKING A
	DIFFERENCE.  If you use drugs, keep it to yourself.  You are killing more kids on a daily
	basis with your tired rhetoric than anyone else on this planet.  Thats my opinion.
	